La Ronde ... wow, just wow.
The day is Friday, August 5, 2005 ... I have never been on a ride before. Whether it is at La Ronde, Canada''s Wonderland, Disney World, I would always pussy out or fake an injury. Man did I miss out!
Okay well on Thursday, Anja, myself, Wally, and my sister decided to go to La Ronde. Our previous plans came to a bust last week because Wally, or should I say fart face, decided he could not go and changed his mind on Wednesday night. Bitch. Anyway, Thursday there was a 30% chance of thunder & lightning & showers. That would have SUCKED if we got kicked out. Fortunately it did not rain but our backup plan was to go shopping if and while it rained. We have to go back to Montreal at some point to finish shopping.
I will start this little history lesson from Wednesday night. I got tickets from Reshma for $30 each, which was not a great savings but it was cheaper than the lowest discount. Woot. Apparently everyone thinks Wally is a big girl at Ottawa U. The original plan for tomorrow was to leave at 9:30 am to go straight to Montreal. Get into La Ronde by 12 and enjoy a fun filled day with clowns and pandas. Things never go as they are supposed to...
Basically, Angela took the bus to Hurdman and we went to pick her up. She was SUPPOSED to be there at 9, but instead she got there at something like 8:30 - 8:45. We ended up picking her up at 9 and driving her back to my house where she played NFSU2. We needed gas and my sister needed to drop books off and SOMEHOW this took until 10:30 where we finally got out of the city at 11. ON our way to Montreal, we see a S14.5 Silvia with silvia headlights, front,side, rear body. Damn it was sexxy.
We get to Montreal where we buy 2 tickets for wally and my sister and some fucker in a truck blocks our car in on the side. I move it up farther and he fucking steals my spot while knocking over a bicycle trying to park. Asshole frenchies.
When we finally got to La Ronde, it was about 1:30 and it was very very hot. We started small and did the gayest rides ever. Among some of them were: LE DRAGON DE PIECE OF SHIT LE, LE CAROUSELLE DE POOP, LA TEA CUP DE SPINAROONIE, LE FERIS WHEEL DE FUMEUR. Well you get the picture. We did get to go on ALL THE OTHER CRAZY RIDES! I loved the Astronaut (had a picture of a joker on it for some reason) and I loved the pendulum ride. Those were absolutely nuts! Rides are a lot easier now that I''m older and bigger. We did l''orbite (reverse drop-zone) and it was pussy shit. I can feel the pain of the whiplash today. We also did this ride called Le Splash. Wow did we ever get wet. Boy do those girls *cough* I mean snoopie * look good wet, hahaha I''m such a pervert. All in good fun as I say. Oh shit I almost forgot that Boomerang was another crazy ride. This ride was particularly fun because we got to ride the rollercoaster backwards as well as forwards. I love La Ronde... can''t wait for Canada''s Wonderland.
I WON ANGELA A MONKEY! HEHEHE! Those carnies are fuckfaces. There''s this shooting game that NO ONE wins at. Never do it because they make up shit to not give you the prize. Honestly, the game is so easy that they have to lie to make sure you don''t win. Carnies should burn in hell with their fellow communist comrades. All your base are belong to us, niggas.
Anyway, on our return there was some detour we had to take to get to Ottawa. We would have made it in an hour and a half but instead it took a whopping 3 hours! I was sleeping most of the way and was awoken to confusion of where we were. It looked like we were in subway land because all I could see was... subway signs! By the way, we came through the Orleans side and not the SOUTH side, represent.
Okay well on Thursday, Anja, myself, Wally, and my sister decided to go to La Ronde. Our previous plans came to a bust last week because Wally, or should I say fart face, decided he could not go and changed his mind on Wednesday night. Bitch. Anyway, Thursday there was a 30% chance of thunder & lightning & showers. That would have SUCKED if we got kicked out. Fortunately it did not rain but our backup plan was to go shopping if and while it rained. We have to go back to Montreal at some point to finish shopping.
I will start this little history lesson from Wednesday night. I got tickets from Reshma for $30 each, which was not a great savings but it was cheaper than the lowest discount. Woot. Apparently everyone thinks Wally is a big girl at Ottawa U. The original plan for tomorrow was to leave at 9:30 am to go straight to Montreal. Get into La Ronde by 12 and enjoy a fun filled day with clowns and pandas. Things never go as they are supposed to...
Basically, Angela took the bus to Hurdman and we went to pick her up. She was SUPPOSED to be there at 9, but instead she got there at something like 8:30 - 8:45. We ended up picking her up at 9 and driving her back to my house where she played NFSU2. We needed gas and my sister needed to drop books off and SOMEHOW this took until 10:30 where we finally got out of the city at 11. ON our way to Montreal, we see a S14.5 Silvia with silvia headlights, front,side, rear body. Damn it was sexxy.
We get to Montreal where we buy 2 tickets for wally and my sister and some fucker in a truck blocks our car in on the side. I move it up farther and he fucking steals my spot while knocking over a bicycle trying to park. Asshole frenchies.
When we finally got to La Ronde, it was about 1:30 and it was very very hot. We started small and did the gayest rides ever. Among some of them were: LE DRAGON DE PIECE OF SHIT LE, LE CAROUSELLE DE POOP, LA TEA CUP DE SPINAROONIE, LE FERIS WHEEL DE FUMEUR. Well you get the picture. We did get to go on ALL THE OTHER CRAZY RIDES! I loved the Astronaut (had a picture of a joker on it for some reason) and I loved the pendulum ride. Those were absolutely nuts! Rides are a lot easier now that I''m older and bigger. We did l''orbite (reverse drop-zone) and it was pussy shit. I can feel the pain of the whiplash today. We also did this ride called Le Splash. Wow did we ever get wet. Boy do those girls *cough* I mean snoopie * look good wet, hahaha I''m such a pervert. All in good fun as I say. Oh shit I almost forgot that Boomerang was another crazy ride. This ride was particularly fun because we got to ride the rollercoaster backwards as well as forwards. I love La Ronde... can''t wait for Canada''s Wonderland.
I WON ANGELA A MONKEY! HEHEHE! Those carnies are fuckfaces. There''s this shooting game that NO ONE wins at. Never do it because they make up shit to not give you the prize. Honestly, the game is so easy that they have to lie to make sure you don''t win. Carnies should burn in hell with their fellow communist comrades. All your base are belong to us, niggas.
Anyway, on our return there was some detour we had to take to get to Ottawa. We would have made it in an hour and a half but instead it took a whopping 3 hours! I was sleeping most of the way and was awoken to confusion of where we were. It looked like we were in subway land because all I could see was... subway signs! By the way, we came through the Orleans side and not the SOUTH side, represent.
